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September 29th
How is everyone today? Personally, I am fucking great. Since parting ways with the WVWA everything has been great. I have had more time to spend with my daughter and in the gym training. If you saw the pictures that were added last week, I am sure that you saw Jezabel and myself having a good time at the Pittsburgh Zoo. Her and I go to the zoo every year and we absolutely love it. This year the highlight for us was the sharks. We got there at feeding time and watching the sharks eat right in front of your face is fucking awesome. Jezabel just loved setting and watching the sharks swim around her and tear their food apart. If you get a chance I highly recommend heading to the Pittsburgh Zoo, you won’t be disappointed. I was disappointed in the small reptile exhibit, but other than that it was fucking great!!!!
I am in the process of producing a weekly video for the website. I’m not 100% sure what type of content that I am going to have, but I wanted to give you guys a heads up that within the next few weeks not only will you be able to read my thoughts and opinions you will also be able to watch me. Each week the show will be at least a half hour long and maybe sometimes longer. I also want to let you know that the cookbook I am working on is about half finished. I am very happy with the way that it is coming together. I am really looking forward to getting it finished. I hope that you, the fans, are as excited about it as I am.
I am going to be wrestling in Parkersburg, WV on October 3rd at the city park Pavilion. Things are going well with the talks between myself and the MWA. I am looking forward to stepping back into the MWA ring Saturday. MWA truly is the best promotion in the Parkersburg area. If you have never been to an MWA event stop on down and check it out. Not only will I be there, but you will also have the chance to see Brian Logan, M. E. Howerton, Jock Sampson, and many more great wrestlers. If it is anything like the last time I was at the city park it is going to be a wild unpredictable night!!!!! I hope to see you there!!!!
Enough about that shit, lets talk about some thing a little more fun. What does everybody love? Everybody loves hearing the dirt. If you don’t enjoy reading the dirt or you don’t want to see the dirt I would stop reading now; however, if you enjoy the dirt and you want it, this truth is for you!!! I am going to enjoy typing this one. LOL
There are a few people in the WVWA that have a hard time dealing with the fact that I am more talented, more charismatic, and the number one baby face the company had. They thought that by firing me from the WVWA that it would destroy me and my career. Well, they couldn’t have been more wrong. Since leaving I am doing better personally and professionally and they can’t stand it. Yes, I know that I keep saying they, don’t worry I am going to give you names soon enough.
They have stooped to some interesting levels to destroy my character. What they are over-looking is that they are not going to say anything about me that I won’t say myself or admit to, as long as it is true. The most recent attempt was putting a link to a video of myself on another website in hopes of pissing me off and embarrassing me. Well, I am sorry to say, but they didn’t accomplish either feat. I was neither pissed nor embarrassed. After all, they just showed the world a video that I myself had put online. My guess is that they never in a million years would have guessed that I would talk about this here on my site, but guess what I have nothing to hide.
Johnny “not so” Hard, Rico The Super Queer, and Psycho “I can’t keep my water bill paid” Willy; the three of you can kiss my fucking ass. You three think that you are so fucking smart. I put the sex tape online. It was posted on an adult website for other open minded adults to watch. I don’t care that it was posted on www.indymessageboard.com. So what, people watched a video that I made and put online in the first place. The only thing that bothered me was that you, in all of your genius, put it on a website that minors have access to. At least when I posted the video online it was on an adult only website.
If you think that you are going to prove that I am a “scumbag” by showing people my sex tape you better think again. I have never hid what I do, I am proud of who I am and what I do. I was going to walk away and take the high road and not do a tell all about the WVWA and the people running it, but since you three want to push me I am going to say fuck it and stoop to your level. By stooping to your level I mean I am going to walk right up to the proverbial line and then, I am going to cross the son of a bitch just to show you who you are playing with. Unlike the WVWA, I have nothing to hide. I didn’t want to go this route, but the WVWA has left me with no choice. I am going to yank all of the skeletons out of the closet.
Before I clean out your closet for you since you threw the first stone, I am going to play by the rules that you set forth on the indy message board. You decided to drag someone that I care about into the mud slinging by saying and I quote, “A fat disgusting shy eyed sea cow.” That’s not to mention the many times that you referred to her as, “The fat whore Deven fucks.”
Basically, in my opinion, if you are going to try to destroy my character and talk about Danielle I am going to tell you and the rest of the world exactly what I think about each individual and the company. One by one and piece by piece I am going to tell the truth and give my opinions about everyone. Just so the world knows, I tried several times to get the WVWA on the phone and discuss this before going this route, but since they aren’t man enough to talk to me I am going to have fun. One more small detail before I start playing the game. Yes, I fucked Danielle, yes there was a video online, and yes I am going to do it again. And all that proves is that I am an open minded person. With that being said, let the games begin.
I bust my ass for four goddamn years for the WVWA. Hell, some will tell you that I carried the fucking company for those years. In fact, I have a video of Johnny and Greg saying just that. The two of them both made me a large part of the company and gave me the power to run the company in the end. That is when the shit really started to hit the fan. I did what they asked and I made the shows better. I organized the company for them and everyone knew what they were supposed to be doing. Johnny didn’t like that because I was doing his job better than he ever fucking dreamed of doing it. Everything that I said and did was approved by Greg before I would say or do them. In fact, here is the text that were between Greg and myself about a week or two before I was fired.
Me: So what did I do to piss you off?
Greg: I’m not mad just don’t understand why you put the stuff on the message board.
Me: I didn’t I put it on my website and I stand by what I said. So whats going on with the bar show?
Greg: I didn’t do the booking and I have no clue who is working on the show if there is one. (A show that Greg was at, this proves that Greg is a liar.)
Me: Well Johnny said that you booked it and that you were in charge.
Greg: How many times has he lied in the past?
Me: I have been with you for 4 years and I have no reason not to trust you.
Greg: Everything gets passed to me even if I don’t know what is going on and you said you have been with me for 4 years then you should know that.
Me: Well if I am being punished for doing what you asked me to do that is bullshit.
Greg: I’m not punishing anyone.
Me: So do you think people are lying to get us mad at one another?
Greg: That could be possible because I never ever in four years had heat with you.
Me: I just know that I have busted my ass for you and I am confused.
Greg: I know you help more than anyone and I appreciate it everything that you have done.
Me: Thank you but if I am going to be treated like shit I’m done helping.
Greg: I want you to help especially when we start running the building.
Me: So what you are saying is that you want me to keep running the show?
Greg: Yeah that helps me out while I work at the store unless my dad works the store and I get there like I did at the last show.
Me: So I am still in charge like before?
Greg: Yes just like before.
That was the conversation Greg and I had before I was fired. Now the conversation that we had after I was fired was Greg assuring me that I was not permanently fired, that I was only going to be off of a few shows to teach Johnny and Brock a lesson and to see if they could run the shows on their own. Which, so far, they have failed miserably at. I told Greg that I would set back and keep my mouth shut until I knew what was going on. Greg was supposed to call me several times and has never done so. I tried several times to call him and in fact, I just tried again. Greg, being the owner of the company, is a fucking idiot. He is relying on Brock, Johnny and Super Queer to promote and run shows. All three have proven time and time again that they are unreliable and can’t be trusted to do what they are asked to do.
Some of the routine business they conduct is also something to stay away from if you plan on doing business. They owe many people money. The highest amount that they owe is $900.00 to another promoter, money upon which they have made very clear they have no intention of paying back. There are several wrestlers that they owe money to, most of which will never see their money. They owe a large amount for ring rentals when the WVWA ring was broke. They may try to slowly pay that off. They also neglect to pay to have their ring hauled from show to show in full, yet again, they may try to slowly pay that one. They owe a shit load of money to the town of Sistersville; they owe for building rental and more than likely won’t pay. Rumor has it that they also were paid $500.00 by the town of Sistersville to put on a show at the Oil and Gas Festival, which is a show that never happened. Considering I heard that rumor from a very good source I have no reason to not believe it. They owe the Spencer Armory for a building rental and have no desire to pay that. The funny thing is, there is a laundry list a mile long of people and places that they owe money to and they don’t believe they owe any money to anyone. This is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to money that they owe to people. The part that I really wonder about is how they plan to pay back the few people that they will pay back when on average they gross $150 to $200 on each show.
Oh well, enough about that, lets get into the personal shit. After all this rant is because they unsuccessfully tried to attack me personally so all is fair in love and war. Now it is my turn. Johnny Soft is the one I want the most to man up and talk to me instead of hiding and lying like he usually does, but I am going to save him for last. LOL
Let’s start with Rico. Everyone all ready knows how I feel about Rico. I want to give Rico some credit as of late. He has done something that surprised the hell out of me. It takes a lot to surprise me, so I take my hat off to Rico, job well done. I’m sure that all of you are now wondering what he did to surprise me. As we know, I have showed no love lost for Super Queer and today is no different; however, he surprised me by showing me that he is even more of a stupid fucking reject than I thought he was before. Congratulations Super Queer, you are this weeks winner for being a total dumb fuck.
When he was on the message board trashing me and Danielle, instead of staying anonymous on the board, he thought he would put a fake name with an email address so that he would appear to be a legit poster and not just someone trying to trash me. So, me being the snake that I am, posted on the board anonymously so I could check a hunch that I had. I called out Super Queer to find out if it was him or if I was wrong. A little while later when I checked the board, sure enough Super Queer posted with his name and email address claiming that he was not trashing anyone and is above that shit. I clicked on the name and sure enough the exact same email address as the fake name that was trashing me popped up. In simpler terms Super Queer proved that he is a piece of shit liar. I fucking loved catching him in the middle of his lie.
Super Queer thought that he would get under my skin by telling the world that Danielle is just the fat whore that I fuck and that no one in this world would want to fuck a cow like her. I found that to be very funny, considering that when Super Queer first met her and I, he tried to get into her pants and she told him that he was a fucking creep and to stay away from her. All I have to say is, you shouldn’t throw stones when you live in a glass house. Super Queer is well known for fucking anything that will let him. He doesn’t care about age, race, or size. All he cares about is that the broad is willing. Oh, and just so you know Super Queer, it was me that got your wife half naked and was playing with her tits when I pawned her off onto the other boys that fucked her that night in St. Mary’s. In fact, your wife begged me on more than one occasion to please her because she said that you couldn’t do it. Just for the record, I turned her down out of respect for you. Had I known then what I know now about you, I would have done it and showed her a night that she would have never forgotten.
Next we will move onto Brock Riser, also know as Psycho “Can’t pay my bills” Willy. You and all of your 100 pound glory, give me a fucking break. Before you bitch about the way I live my life and who I sleep with maybe you should sit back and realize that your wife has cheated on you with more wrestlers than you have ever competed with. That list is a mile long. Now, I don’t know how she has managed to fuck as many people as she has, because most of the guys I know prefer a woman that have seen a shower and know how to wash their hair. Now, I am fully aware that there is an unwritten rule that says I should leave wives, girl friends, and family alone and that I should only shoot on the wrestlers themselves, oh wait, all of the wives or girl friends that I am going to shoot on have been valets at one point in time or another so I guess that makes them fair game. LOL
Back to Brock and his wife Cindy the Sweet Skanktress, the two of you are so stupid that it isn’t even funny. Not only are your utilities constantly being shut off because Cindy is too busy going out shopping for her next slutfit, sorry I mean outfit. LOL You both actually think that you are a part of the management of the WVWA. They are too fucking stupid to realize that Greg only keeps them around for the money he can suck out of them. The money you gave them in New Martinsville is money that you will never see again. Greg had me going around pulling posters that you guys made and hung so that I could hang the ones that he wanted up. You need to open your eyes, pay your water bill, take a shower, and then kiss my fucking ass. Neither of you have any brains or talent.
Cindy, please for the love of god cover yourself up, you have a cottage cheese ass that no one wants to see. You think you are hot, well bullshit. I only flirted with you because I knew you were a whore and I loved teasing you and then never following through. You know, like the night when I first met you in Middlebourne, WV when you were driving me around and you asked if I wanted a blowjob.
None the less, if you two can’t afford soap and shampoo by all means let me know and I will personally send both of you a care package and an autographed 8x10. You two can also continue to walk around like you are indy wrestling gods, but fact of the matter is you are the laughing stock in the locker room, hell Greg and Paula bad mouth you when you aren’t around and they are supposed to be your friends. Oh, and don’t take my word for it just ask yourself how it is that I know you guys went on vacation with money that was supposed to be spent on your gas bill and when you got back from vacation, you couldn’t afford to have your gas turned back on.
Greg “The Pivot Man” and his wife and valet Paula “The Gremlin of Parkersburg” , this one is all about you!!! Greg is the owner and the ringleader of the company. Amazingly enough though, he never knows what is going on within the company. He doesn’t care enough to run it the way he wants, instead he lets Johnny fuck the company up. Greg doesn’t even care about the fans. I remember one night in Sistersville, WV when he promised the fans that he was going to lower ticket prices and then turned around, walked into the back and said, “Fuck them I can’t do that.” Greg puts on a good persona that he cares about the fans but in reality he doesn’t even care enough to make sure his company puts out a good product for the fans that spend their hard earned money.
Not only does he not care about the fans, but he is constantly putting down his wife and blaming her because he never made it to the top in this business. He does do a great impersonation of his father-in-law though. Next time you see him, ask him about the old blue truck. Paula also loves around bragging that she only lets Greg tell people he owns the company. According to her, she owns the company and that everything is in her name.
Greg you need to grow a fucking backbone and stop letting people like Johnny and Brock destroy your company. You are the most gutless person that I have ever in my life met. And Paula, Jesus fucking Christ, she needs the stick pulled out of her fucking ass. If I had to hear her bitching one more time about wanting a divorce, I was going to snap. No one gives a shit, you are a fucking drama queen that gets on every ones nerves. The only reason any one is nice to you is because Greg asked us to be.
Brian Logan was right when he said that you were such a fuck up that you couldn’t even figure out how to make kids the right way. God was doing the kids a favor by keeping them away from a drama queen scunt like you. No one gives a shit about your fucking problems and we all loved the way you would make up new problems to get attention. Greg, shove your cock in the gremlin’s mouth and shut her the fuck up. Oh that’s right, you don’t have the balls to stand up to anyone. Hell, you can’t even return phone calls.
I saved the best, or in this case the worst, for last. Johnny, I hope Super Queers lips feel great. I hope that you are thankful you have him cupping the balls. Four fucking years of loyalty and listening to you talk about how we are like family and you try to fuck me over because I hurt your little bitches feelings. You do know that the only reason Super Queer sticks around is because when he is not servicing you he is servicing the bearded lady. Oh, for those that don’t know the bearded lady is Johnny’s girl friend and valet. Well, she became his valet after Jasmine got hurt and he couldn’t find anyone else willing to walk to the ring with him. Sorry Chelsea, but Johnny made it clear that he didn’t think you were good enough looking to be his valet. I think he was just jealous because you could grow a better beard than him. Then again, maybe Super Queer has a hard time figuring out which of you is the man.
Anyway, Johnny you are a cowardly fucking liar. You are a terrible liar at that. Every time you tried to lie, I knew it. You loved passing the buck to everyone else so that you didn’t have to take any of the heat, well brother, now you have the heat. How does it feel? We could have left well enough alone, but no, you and Super Queer had to push me. Sure I had a choice and I chose to dedicate this installment of “The Truth” to the fuck nuts running the WVWA, but ultimately the reason I made that choice is because you wanted to push. I hope that you are getting the pop you wanted out of me.
Man up Johnny and at least talk to me. Tell me why it bothered you so much that I told the world that Super Queer is your bitch boy. Tell me why you are embarrassed by the way you run the WVWA. Tell me why you don’t care about the fans; that all you care about is getting a group of friends together and getting drunk in the back. Oops, maybe you didn’t want the fans knowing that half of you are either drunk or high. Sorry bro, that just slipped out. Go back to your Xbox and your Cheetos, because that is all you have in life. Hell, you are to afraid to get your drivers license because you wrecked a truck years ago. Grow a set of balls for once. You have gone as far as you can go brother so give it up. How is that back of yours? Just know that it is your lies that is going to destroy what is left of the WVWA. Last time you fucked things up you ran off to Wheeling. Where are you going to run to this time once it gets too hard and you tuck your tail between your legs?
Now, I am not stupid, I know full well that you douche bags are going to try and retaliate, so, I’m going to give you some information about myself that you can use when you retaliate. But, before I give you that information just remember that I have nothing to hide now and I never will. I am always going to be standing tall and walking proud, enjoy life, and wrestling while you guys are setting on the sidelines wishing you could be me.
Now, here is that information that I promised. To make it easy for you I am going to go in chronological order from my childhood until now. I was molested, I lost a finger, I got kicked out of school in 3rd grade for selling porn, I spent a lot of time on the streets, I was molested again, I spent a lot of time kicked out of school, I fucked up my first marriage, and I was an alcoholic that liked pills. I would say that I cheat on my wife, but she knows everything that I do and we are in a very open relationship so, technically, I’m not cheating.
Now, have fun with that information, but if you need more I can give it to you, these are just the highlights. You see, I really don’t have anything to hide. I have made mistakes and I will make more. The difference between you and me is that I am willing to admit that I fuck up. I am whatever you say I am, but no matter what, I am proud of who and what I am.
This has been the WVWA truth. I hope that you all enjoyed reading it and if I offended anyone well, that’s life. No matter what I say or think about people that are trying to fuck me, one thing remains the same. I fucking love the fans. You, the fans, are the most important part of wrestling. Without you I am nobody, so I would like to thank each and everyone of you for your love and support. I do what I do to entertain you and I love entertaining you. As I mentioned earlier, in a few weeks there will be a weekly video for you guys to enjoy, so what I would like from you guys is to let me know what you would like to see and let me know if there is anything special that you would like for me to talk about. As always, I love you guys. My fans have to be the best fans in the world. Thank you for allowing me the privilege of entertaining you. I look forward to entertaining you all for a very long time. I fucking love you guys!!!!!!!!
Until next time,
The Snakeman Deven Michaels |
