The Snakeman Deven Michaels

          Here we go, once again, and I am ready to have some fun. LOL I’m not sure where I want to start so I am just going to start rambling and see where we end up. As we all know, it is fall, the leaves are changing, and it is starting to get colder and colder with each passing day. In fact, the past couple mornings I have woken up to the high 20’s and frost on the ground. Just the other day it was snowing. My first thought was yippy fucking skippy. LOL

          Traditionally, this is the time of year that snakes hibernate for the winter. I was no different, as much as I love the outdoors, I fucking hate cold weather. I think that is going to change this year. When the snow started flying I decided that if I wanted to do something different this year and enjoy the outdoors instead of staying inside all winter I needed to go and get myself a good coat.

          I know, being from Pennsylvania, buying a coat shouldn’t be a big deal. For me it is though, since I spend all winter inside I never saw the need to spend the cash that a good coat costs. Yes, I am a cheap fucking prick that doesn’t buy things unless I can justify actually needing them. LOL Either way, my love for the outdoors made me go coat shopping, so I didn’t have to spend all winter inside. I went everywhere looking for the perfect coat. I tried, Peebles, Sears, JC Penny’s, Bon-Ton, Macy’s and Elder-Beerman. I even tried my luck at Gabriel Bros. (actually that is the first place my cheap ass looked.) Anyway, I found one that I loved at Elder-Beerman.

          I stood there for about 30 minutes trying to justify the $150 price tag. Ultimately, I decided that if this coat was as good as what they claimed it was, it would be a good investment. A couple days after getting my new coat, I did something extremely uncharacteristic of myself. I got out of bed at about 6 in the morning, looked out the window saw the frost covered ground, checked the computer and saw that the temperature was a crisp 24 degrees. Instead of rolling over, saying fuck it, and going back to sleep under my nice warm blanket; I decided I was going to put the coat through hell and see if it was all it was cracked up to be.

          I headed out to the lake and went fishing in freezing cold weather for the first time in years. The last time I was outside in cold weather for longer than I absolutely had to be was about 13 years ago when I got frost bite, which is one of the reasons why I hated being outside when it was cold. Anyway, the coat was fucking awesome, it was windy and rainy, I wasn’t getting wet, it was an all out perfect coat. I can’t wait until it gets even colder so I can see if it still holds up to the elements. I even went night fishing the other night to see if it would keep me just as warm without the sunlight beating on me and to my surprise it did. I have to put this coat over. If any of you are looking for a great fucking coat you have to check out the 32 Degree Weatherproof.

          The features that I like the most is; according to the tag, and I have no reason to disagree yet, is that they are impervious to rain, wind, and cold. They are made with “Hydro Tech” water resistant, impermeable technology. They use “Overlocked” seams and “Hydro Proof” zippers with “Storm Proof” hoods. In simple terms and in my opinion, the coat is just fucking perfect!!!! I have no complaints at all.

          Anyway, enough about my coat. Hell, I highly doubt that anyone gives a shit about it anyway, I am just excited about finding a coat that I feel is going to allow me to spend just as much time outside in the winter as I do in the spring and summer. Hmm, that reminds me, now I need to go shopping for boots, gloves, and pants. LMAO. I think the real test will come when I head to upstate New York come January for Ultimate Wrestling.

          I am proud to announce that come January 30th I am going to be wrestling on a benefit show for the Phelps Community Center, in Phelps New York. Ultimate Wrestling contacted me a few days ago and I am looking forward to working with them. The name of the show is going to be “Venom” and it is going to be January 30th. Tickets are $10 in advanced and $12 at the door. You can get your advanced tickets by calling Terry at 315-331-6922 I hope to see you all there!!!!!!

          I have also been spending a lot of time this week working on The Serpent’s Lair. For those of you that may not know already, that is going to be my weekly webisode. The first webisode is going to air Wednesday November 4th. There is not going to be a specific air time, it will be up when my site is updated. So, I guess if you want to get technical, it will air at midnight every Wednesday. LOL Either way, it has been coming along nicely. I have a lot of kick ass ideas and things that I want to do with my show.

          Each webisode is going to have something special to offer. There will be some that I am alone ranting, some of them will have guests, some will be filmed while I’m driving down the road, and yet others will be filmed while I am just fucking off and enjoying myself. LOL The main point is that come November 4th when the first webisode airs you aren’t going to want to miss it. Sometimes, ‘The Serpent’s Lair’ is going to make you laugh, sometimes it may piss you off, and yet other times you are going to be thinking ‘holy shit did he really just say that.’ LOL Nonetheless, ‘The Serpent’s Lair’ will be slithering onto your screen in 14 days. The count down is on!!!!! Keep your eyes on my homepage for the counter.

          Coming up this Saturday the 24th of October, I am going to not only be wrestling in Wheeling West Virginia at the Eagles, I also found out that I am going to be a guest on ‘The Hot Spot.’ Personally, this doesn’t excite me much. Basically, it is going to be Jake Blaze asking me a bunch of stupid fucking questions that no one cares about just so he can try to get a laugh at my expense. Fact of the matter is, I really don’t want to do The Hot Spot, but I will because I love being the center of attention. LOL

          Actually, I truly can’t wait to see what kinds of questions Mr. Blaze has in store for me, he prides himself on controversy so lets see if he can maybe just maybe actually be controversial. I highly doubt that he is going to be able to pull it off, but we will see. You know what, I am begging Blaze to be controversial. I don’t think he can do it. I think that all he is going to be able to muster is a few annoying questions. Either way, I don’t know what he is going to do and I really don’t care. It doesn’t matter if he wants to know if the sky is blue or if he wants to know if I really was in an online sex video. The fact of the matter is, I am going to step into that ring and answer all of his questions and be the most entertaining son of a bitch in that building!!!!! And that my friends is that. Come on down to the Eagles and see how things play out between Mr. Blaze and myself. I have a gut feeling that things may end with that annoying prick having his head smashed into the canvas. LMFAO

          After the show in Wheeling I am going to relax for a day and then Monday I am off to Ashen 18 to have more work done on my back. Each time I go I think that we are going to be finished with the centerpiece and each time I am wrong. LOL Maybe this trip will be the lucky trip. I personally can’t wait until the snake and the lady are finished. Its not that I can’t tolerate the pain, but my back is far more sensitive than I ever realized it was. There are times through out the tattoo when I wonder two things, why I had the bright idea and why I quit drinking. Of course I am glad that I came up with the idea and I am even happier that I gave up drinking, but either way, I still wonder when the needle has been piercing my skin after several hours.

          I am looking forward to this trip to Ashen 18 because I have a lot of questions that I want to ask Randal about. He has showed me a few videos from C-Span that have me slightly intrigued, so I can’t wait for the conversation that I know we are bound to have. In this particular video, that he showed me, they were passing a bill into legislation that while reviewing the bill every other word was “classified”. That in itself makes you wonder about what is really going on. My favorite quote from the video is, “At such time a new Bill of Rights will be drafted by, classified, and will be enforced by classified, when classified happens.”

          Now, I’m by no means a legal expert, but that sounds to me like our government or who ever classified is will have the right and the power to change our Bill of Rights, which the last time I checked is our most fundamental list of rights. I would love to know who classified is and when they are planning on rewriting the Bill of Rights, what it will say, who is going to enforce the new Bill of Rights, and how it is going to be enforced.

          I usually don’t get too excited about conspiracy theories, but in this case it isn’t a conspiracy. C-Span is a very reputable news source and I watched the fucking video of them reviewing and passing the bill. Fact of the matter is, from the way this bill sounds our government literally has the power to do what it wants when it wants regardless of the rights that we as a nation think that we have. Check out the Classified video. Check the video out with an open mind and see for yourself what you think.

Until next time,