Well now, I don’t know about you, but for me this past weekend was a blast from the past. For shits and giggle I decided to go to a couple wrestling shows, not to wrestle, but to talk to friends and hang out. I went to a show in St. Mary’s, WV Friday night. I didn’t watch the show so I’m not going to comment on the show its self, but from what I did see and hear from the boys that were there, it was a cluster fuck, so I’m not even going to dignify it by name.
The only good thing about the Friday night show was that I got to see a few people that I haven’t seen in at least six months. I had a good time hanging out and bullshitting. I knew that I wasn't welcomed at the show by the owner and a few of his friends, but I was most assuredly greeted with open arms by the boys that I stopped off to see. Friday night was just a wild fucking night. Either way, it would be in my best interest to not divulge too much of what me and the boys talked about so I am going to move on. LOL
Saturday wasn't quite as interesting, but it was just as fun filled. LOL Saturday I stopped off in West Newton and hung out with the boys. I also had a long talk with the owner/promoter of the RWA. Dr. Feelbad and I discussed my return to the RWA. The talk went rather well and in my opinion was productive. There are certain parts from the day that we first split ways that he and I will always disagree about, but after the talk we had I think that we will be able to work through the differences and renew our working relationship. Key word there being working. None the less, I do believe that you will see The Snakeman Deven Michaels making his return to the RWA in the very near future. However, if I am wrong, such is life.
I told you that I would give you all of the info about the card for Rated R Wrestling as soon as I had the card finalized and well the card is finished. LOL
Match 1: Jimmy Nutts Vs Evan Daniels: I think that this is going to be a good match up. Both men are young and eager to prove to the world that they have the ability to be very bright wrestling stars. The only thing that I wonder about this match is who wants it more. Which one of these up and comers will have what it takes to stand victorious?
Match 2: J-ru Vs ???: Ok, I must be honest I think that J-ru is damn good in the ring. I have been in the ring with him on more than one occasion and each match was an experience all of its own. I have not met the young man that J-ru is going to be facing in person, but I have watched many videos of him just destroying the competition. I would let you know who he is, but there has to be a couple surprises. LOL I will say this though, this surprise is a man that has never wrestled in Parkersburg, WV and he is looking to make a name for himself. Will he make that name at J-ru’s expense?
Match 3: Sensation of the nation Ricky Lee Stonerock Vs Alex Arcadian Vs ???: Yet again we have a surprise entrant in this match. This surprise is yet again a man that has never wrestled in Parkersburg, WV and also wants to make a name for himself. Alex Arcadian is another man that I have been on opposite sides of the ring. Arcadian knows his way around the ring. Stonerock on the other hand is a man that I have never faced in the ring. I have watched him on many occasions and I feel that he will give Arcadian a run for his money!!!! The surprise entrant could prove to make this match even more exciting than it would be without him and he just may have what it takes to throw Stonerock and Arcadian off of their game plans.
Match 4: TV Casualties Vs Jock Sampson and Axle Krieg: This is going to be one exciting match. I was one of the men that trained the TV Casualties so I know what they are capable of. Since my time in the ring with them, working with them as much as I could, they have far surpassed even my expectations, so I know that they are going to put on one hell of a show and kick some ass in the progress. Jock is a no good piece of shit that I do have a history with. It will be all I can do to keep myself from getting involved in this match. Yes, Jock is that damn good and yes Jock is an ass and yes I hope the TV Casualties beat the ever living shit out of him. Axle makes a great partner for Jock, even though I have no in ring experience in the ring with him I know that he is every bit as good and as ruthless as Jock is. I hope to hell that the TV Casualties give them the ass beating that they deserve. This is one match that will make you wonder whether good will reign over evil or will evil finally conquer.
Match 5: Mary Elizabeth Monroe Vs Stacy Hunter: I have a strange gut feeling that this is going to be my personal favorite match of the night. Just something about seeing Miss Monroe in spandex and all sweaty just makes me smile. LOL Her unsurpassed beauty is also matched with pure talent and charisma. She is certainly going to have her hands full with Stacy though. Stacy has more experience and has Miss Monroe beat in size. There isn’t a doubt in my mind that Stacy just might be able to beat the lovely Miss Monroe. None the less, the fans are the real winners in this match, after all the fans will be able to set back and watch what all men love, two women all sweaty and in spandex fighting it out to see who is the better woman. Personally though, I am pulling for Miss Monroe to win. The only question that I have about this match is which one of these ladies would like to go for a drink after the show. LOL
Match 6: This is going to be one helluva match between two of the meanest and craziest mother fuckers that you will ever meet. Both men are the nicest men to know outside of the ring, but once they hear the bell ring they snap. This match is, in my opinion, the biggest surprise of the night. There is only one way to know who was involved and what the outcome of the match is. I will tell you this though, it will be a street fight that you won’t want to miss between two men that have hated each other for almost a decade.
Match 7: The main event, ladies and gentleman this is the biggest match of the night. Violent Vance Desmond Vs Cole Cash: This is the match that will settle it all. Both men are Parkersburg residents with something to prove. Vance and Cash both think that they are the best that Parkersburg have to offer. Finally, once and for all, we will have an answer to this question. This is a last man standing match!!!!! Only one will stand proud as the best that there is in Parkersburg!!!!!
The Torture Store will also be playing before the show and after the show!!!! I haven’t heard them play, but from what I hear they are one of the hottest bands in Parkersburg!!! I am personally damn excited to see and hear them perform!!!! The Band starts playing at 8:00pm and bell time is at 9:00pm. If you are looking for a wild fucking night get your ass down to the Inferno on April 15th for a night that you will never forget!!!!! Tickets are only $8.00. You can’t beat that price for a night of entertainment anywhere. I give you my word that you will get your money's worth and then some!!!!! I can’t wait to see you there!!!!!
Until next time,
