I don’t know about where you are, but I know that here in PA we had one helluva storm. We got about 8 inches of snow in one day. I personally didn’t enjoy it much. Jezabel, on the other hand, had a blast playing in the snow. I think when I was younger I used to enjoy the snow, but something about being the one stuck with the shovel makes winter suck. LOL
To make matters worse, I have a cold that has just put me through pure living hell. During one of my coughing fits, I pulled a muscle. Now, every time I cough or sneeze, I have a pain shoot across my left side that is almost unbearable, or at least it was a few days ago, it is feeling a little better now. This has, by far, been the worst cold that I have ever fucking had and hopefully the worst that I will ever have.
Me and all of my genius decided that for a little exercise I would take the Princess over to a local lake and walk around. In the summer we fish at Cloe Lake, so I figured why not do some cardio at the lake. Sick or not, I still have to at least try to stay in shape. So, off to the lake we went. Jezabel and I had a blast walking across the lake and throwing snowballs at each other.
When we got across the lake I saw a spot that looked as if the ice maybe weak. I figured I would take that opportunity to show Jezabel what to watch out for and stay away from when walking on ice. Wouldn’t you know it, my shitty luck, while I was showing her if the ice didn’t break. I was knee deep in an ice cold lake. Here I am standing in the lake and Jezabel is just laughing her ass off. So, here I am, my daughter is laughing at me and I’m freezing so we head back to the car. Wouldn’t you know it, but the god damn car was stuck. It just couldn’t get any worse. LOL It took my step dad about 20 minutes to get there with his truck so I guess it wasn’t all bad.
Everyone knows that I am the proverbial rock star, but I am about to take that to a whole new level. You see, when I was a kid my mother had an acoustic guitar that I would set and strum aimlessly for hours on end. I wanted to learn how to play as a hobby, but due to my missing finger everyone told me I couldn’t be taught. Recently, I found out that they were all wrong. Josh, my daughter’s guitar instructor and I were talking and he sees no reason why he couldn’t teach me how to play.
I have been sitting watching Jezabel practice and I have been playing with her Tinkerbelle guitar. LOL I can play a pretty mean Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. LMFAO. None the less, I can’t remember the brand, but I am getting myself an electric guitar by the end of the month. I like a challenge and I think learning to play with a missing finger is going to be a fun little challenge to over come. I think, no scratch that, I know I can do it.
As most, if not all of you, know at the last MWA show my daughter, Princess Jezabel was part of the main event with me. Well, her and I had a long conversation and she has decided that she wants to be famous. She isn’t sure if she wants to be a rock star or a wrestler, but she knows she wants to be famous. So in an attempt to make her famous there is now a website dedicated to my little girl. If you would like, you can check it out at www.princessjezabel.com I hope that you enjoy your visit.
I had mentioned a couple weeks ago that I was planning to send out videos and resumes to TNA and WWE. Well that has all happened, but I am going to take it a step farther. In February, I am making a trip down to Nashville, TN to talk to the office at TNA, I am very excited to talk to the people at TNA. I am very confident and I have great references. I can’t fucking wait. I will keep all of you posted and up to date with my progress with TNA. This is going to be the year of the Snake. I will not give up until my ass is on TV once a week.
The sad part is, after I announced that I was going to make it to the top and that I was going to Nashville to talk to TNA all the haters at www.indymessageboard.com came out of the wood work. I don’t know what it is with jealous wrestlers that they have to hide behind a computer screen instead of being men and walking up and saying something. Its actually quite sad, wrestlers are supposed to be some bad ass mother fuckers; when in all actuality most of them are a bunch of cowardly back stabbing weaklings. It truly is sad. Oh well, such is life.
I would like to say one thing to all of the people that doubt me and all the wrestlers that try to trash me. You can all kiss my fucking ass and go to hell. I am Deven Fucking Michaels and I will make it to the top of the wrestling world. As long as I have the love and support from my fans I can do anything!!!!
Until next time,
