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December 30th
Thank god Christmas is over. LOL I hope Santa was good to all of you. I know he was good to my little girl and myself. Obviously, he took better care of Jezabel than he did me, but that’s ok. I still walked away happy. My fed ex package arrived a day late, but it made it here on time for Christmas, being late still pisses me off; however, the look on Jezabel’s face more than made up for the wait.
The true highlight of my Christmas was the day after. Jezabel doesn’t get to go on the road with me very often and since it is her Christmas vacation she went to Parkersburg, WV with me for a few days. We left Christmas evening and spent three days in WV. It was a fucking blast, I took her all over Parkersburg. Toys-R-Us, the mall, Chinese for lunch, Ashen 18 Tattoos, which by the way Jezabel loves tattoos and she tried picking a few out while we were there. LOL The most exciting time of the trip was at the MWA show.
Mike and I may have lost the match due to me being counted out when Jock tried to kidnap Jezabel. Let me back up a little. Jezabel runs around telling everyone that she wants to either be a wrestler like Daddy or a rock star like Miley Cyrus. So while we were in WV I let her do both. I got her an adorable kids guitar with Tinker bell on it and when we got back home to good old PA I enrolled her in an eight week class.
None the less, while we were at the show Mike gave her the privilege, and me the honor, of allowing Jezabel to be a wrestler. The match started with Jezabel on my shoulder as Mike and myself headed to the ring to defend our championships against the Death Stars. My little girl ate it up, she sat on top of my shoulder with a huge smile, as she waved and shook hands with the fans. When the three of us finally climbed into the ring Jezabel was proudly holding the championship belt high in the air acting as if she owned the ring.
It was with great pride the I had the honor of standing in the middle of the ring and to introduce the world, or at the very least, Parkersburg to Princess Jezabel. Princess Jezabel got the match started by running up and punching DFZ in the stomach, then she stood in Mike’s and my corner cheering and trying to climb up in the ring to help us win.
Jock Sampson thought that he would try to distract me by sneaking up on Princess Jezabel through out the match, but unfortunately that didn’t work out to well for him until the very end. Sure I had to chase him back a few times, but nothing major until the very end. Mike held his own as good as he possibly could, but the way the Death Stars were cheating no one could have done any better, well I could have, that’s why once I got tagged in I started cleaning house. I had DFZ locked into position and was ready to drop him on his head with a devastating DDT when I heard a scream that sent shivers up and down my back.
I turned and looked over just in time to see Jock grabbing Princess Jezabel. I threw DFZ to the side to chase after Jock and save my little girl. I finally got to him just as he went through the curtain to the locker room area. When I grabbed Jock he dropped my Princess and I hit him with all my might with a steel chair. Unfortunately, because of Jocks actions I was counted out and we lost the match. We are still the champs but we lost none the less. After saving Jezabel we ran as fast as we could out to the ring and cleared everyone from the ring except for Mike.
All three of us took turns on the mic. When it was Princess Jezabel’s turn and she cut one of the cutest promos that I have ever heard. Short, sweet, and to the point, “Jock is a chicken!!!” Then the three of us Mike Howerton, Princess Jezabel, and myself walked away from the ring with our heads held high. You can watch the entire match on the video section, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Jezabel may only occasionally be part of the show, but after being part of the main event she is officially part of the club and brotherhood of professional wrestling. I have no clue when the next time may be, but she is now one of us. LOL I am personally very thankful and honored to have been able to share an entire match from start to finish with my little girl. She has had smaller parts in the past at the end when she would help put the snake on my opponents, but this it the first time that she has ever been part of a match from start to finish. It was truly a blessing, I would like to thank the MWA officials for making this possible.
That was my Christmas weekend, it was definitely one of the best ever. I hope that each and every one of you had as much fun for Christmas as I did. Now we move onto New Years celebrations. LOL I don’t know what you have planned, but I am headed to a private party at the Inferno in Parkersburg, WV to hang out with the crew from Ashen 18 Tattoos. I don’t know if I will do it before or after the party, but I know that at some point I will be having the traditional pork and sauerkraut. Either way, no matter where or how you start off the new year stay safe and try not to over do it. If you plan on drinking or using a few recreational substances make sure that either (a) you aren’t going anywhere or (b) you have a designated driver.
I usually don’t make New Year’s resolutions and I’m really not this year, but I want to announce one last time that on the first mailing day of the new year I will be sending packets out to both TNA and WWE. This is going to be the year of the snake. One way or another I am going to be bigger and better in 2010. Fuck the critics and fuck the rules, this is going to be done my way and it is going to be one fuck of a ride.
I’ve lived behind closed doors for far too long, I am me and me alone. I am going to do shit my way when I want to. I am going to be the man that says what other people think and does what other people dream about. The best part is, I’m not only doing this for myself, I am doing it for each and everyone of my loyal fans. I love you guys, have a fun and safe New Year’s celebration.
Until next time,
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