Here I set in front of my computer getting ready to type up the truth and I thought just for shits and giggles, I would look up an old wrestling site that has given me many nights of enjoyment of a comedic value. Well, some things never change and wrestlers are still some of the biggest back stabbing babies in the world. I am so glad that I am done with this business in a few short months.
It truly amazes me that in a business where we spend all of our time trying to make the fans believe that we are larger than life men, and in some cases monsters, in the world that once you get a look on the inside you find out that all of these bad asses are nothing more than cry babies that throw tantrums every time that they don’t get their way. Cry baby bitches are one of the reasons why I am leaving wrestling with a smile on my face. I just can’t explain how much it amazes me how these guys truly are more immature than my seven year old Princess. Just wow… fucking wow.
Anyway enough about that. All of that bullshit is soon to be in the past. I will be on a show this weekend in Morgantown WV at Mylan Park. Basically, I’m going to spend this week practicing magic and nursing my shoulder hoping that I don’t injure it anymore this coming weekend.
I’ve been getting my boxes of props slowly in the mail. Which is fucking awesome, I just wish that they would get shit here a little quicker, but I understand that they have to get the stuff before I get it so, I can’t bitch. I am getting my stuff from one of the best companies in the world. I’ve located one of the most kick ass straitjackets in the world as well. It looks just like your traditional straitjacket with one difference, its black. I think the black is just awesome I think it looks great and it’s the one I want. Just hope I can get out of it.
While in West Virginia I got me a new toy. I got one helluva deal on a compound bow. I don’t know if I’m ever going to use it for hunting, but I must admit that it has been fun shooting it and playing with it in my free time. More than likely I am going to end up selling it because well, I like money and if I keep it all it will do is end up costing me money for a hunting license. So it does seem obvious to me that as much fun as I have been having with it, it will be for sale as soon as I get back to PA. LOL
It seems that my straitjacket escape has got a lot of people on edge. I know that there are risks involved and I know that there is a damn good chance of me getting injured. In facts the odds say that there is a pretty damn good that I will get injured. The risks involved are all risks that I am willing to take to entertain my fans. I have even sat back and thought about it, the risks are just as great in a wrestling ring as what they are in a flaming straitjacket. Maybe not the exact same, but really close. LOL
Either way, for all the people that have expressed concerns about my safety I assure you that I will be safe. I have enough faith and confidence in myself to be able to do this. I know that one wrong move or if I’m one second too slow things will go very wrong, but I believe in myself, and I believe that nothing will go wrong. If it does though, I am truly sorry!!!!
Until next time,
